1、敌军还有9个月到达战场。
The enemy is still nine months away.
2、一个身体，俩个心跳，素未谋面，却爱你至深。
A body, two heartbeat, never met, but love you deeply.
3、我们的二人世界终于有了“小三”。
Our two people world finally has a small three.
4、最近好忙，我忙着长胖，你忙着长大。
I'm busy recently. I'm busy growing fat. You're busy growing up.
5、期待我们全新的家庭模式，一加一等于三。
Looking forward to our new family model, one plus one equals three.
6、我的铠甲和软肋，欢迎你的到来和陪伴。
My armor and soft ribs, welcome your coming and company.
7、最贵的房子终于租出去了，期限十个月，不续租噢！
The most expensive house has finally been rented out, with a term of ten months. No renewal!
8、坐公交终于可以心安理得的不让座了。
Take the bus finally can be comfortable not to give up.
9、你的每一次跳动，都能让我嘴角上扬。
Every time you beat, you can make my mouth turn up.
10、期待你的出现，期待你的到来。
Look forward to your appearance, look forward to your arrival.
11、家庭排位，要进行更新了。
Family ranking, to be updated.
12、最近要吃两人份的饭了。
I'm going to have dinner for two recently.
13、我们的小天使，欢迎你的到来，余生多多指教啦！
Our little angel, welcome your coming. I'll teach you for the rest of my life!
14、爱情修炼升级啦！迎来一个大boss。
Love cultivation has been upgraded! Welcome a big boss.
15、人生步入新篇章，正在学习第一页：如何伺候孕妇。
Entering a new chapter in life, I am learning the first page: how to serve pregnant women.
16、老婆，从今以后，你还是老大，我变成老三啦！
Wife, from now on, you are still the eldest, I become the third!
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