上学了，今天上幼稚园拖鞋穿反了，别的小朋友都笑我是小笨蛋，我要把他们记在小本本上呜呜呜，小笨蛋怎么写啊呜呜呜呜呜。
I went to school. Today, I put on my slippers in kindergarten. Other children all laugh that I am a little fool. I want to write them down in my little book. How can I write them? Sobbing.
一眨眼就开学了，早知道就不眨眼了。
School starts in the blink of an eye. I knew I would not blink.
回学校前在家的最后一次洗澡都是充满仪式感。
The last bath at home before going back to school was full of ritual.
快开学了，如果你们谁敢打扰我写作业的话，我就和你们玩。
School is about to start. If any of you dare to disturb my homework, I will play with you.
开学的好处是能见到喜欢的人和可以奔赴熠熠生辉的未来。
The advantage of starting school is to meet the people you like and to go to the bright future.
开学只不过是，开启下一个假期的倒计时。
The beginning of school is just the countdown to the next holiday.
我已经开始研究开学第一天走进教室怎样比较帅。
I've begun to study how it's more handsome to walk into the classroom on the first day of school.
竟然有人说我涂眼影了，这也太侮辱我的黑眼圈了吧。马上就开学了，你不赶作业吗？
Some people say that I painted my eye shadow, which is too insulting to my dark circles. School will start soon. Don't you do your homework?
听说，开学前的夜晚，作业和台灯更配。
It's said that on the night before school starts, homework and desk lamp match well.
有人相爱，有人看海，有人七个闹钟早读叫不起来！
Some people love, some people watch the sea, some people seven alarm clock early read can not call!
不要随意相信网络上的人是怎样一个形象，你看到的她是什么样子取决于她想让你看到什么样子。比如我，你们都以为我是一个成熟的大人了，其实我才5岁，开学上大班。
Don't believe that the image of a person on the Internet depends on what she wants you to see. For example, you all think that I am a mature adult. In fact, I am only 5 years old and start school in a large class.