为大家送上15句双语版“土味情话”~

表白还有比I love you更浪漫的表达哦~

英文版“土味情话”,哈哈哈哈……

亲戚

I think you look like a relative of mine.

You look like my father's son-in-law.

我觉得你像我的一个亲戚

你像我爸的女婿

打火机

英文版“土味情话”,哈哈哈哈……

"Have you got a lighter?"

"No."

"Then how did you manage to set my heart on fire?"

“你有打火机吗?”

“没有。”

“那你是怎么点燃我的心的?”

血型

"What's your blood type?"

"B."

"No, you are my type."

“你是什么血型?”

“B型。”

“不是,你是我的理想型。”

地图

"Do you have a map?"

"What?"

"I'm getting lost in your eyes."

“你有地图吗?”

“怎么啦”

“我在你的双眸中迷失了方向。”

梦境

英文版“土味情话”,哈哈哈哈……

"I had a bad dream yesterday."

"What kind of dream?"

"A dream without you."

“我昨天做了一个噩梦。”

“什么噩梦?”

“没有你的梦。”

未来

"Why hasn't the thing I asked you to order come yet?"

"What?"

"Our future."

“刚刚叫帮我点的东西怎么还木有来?!”

“什么?”

“我们的未来。”

问路

"May I ask you the way?"

"Which way?"

"The way to your heart."

“我可以向你问路吗?”

“你要去哪里?”

“去你心里。”

老婆

英文版“土味情话”,哈哈哈哈……

"I'm not afraid of anyone except you."

"Why?"

"Because I am afraid of my wife."

“我什么人都不怕,就是怕你。”

“为什么?”

“因为我怕老婆。”

目光

英文版“土味情话”,哈哈哈哈……

"There's something on your face."

"What?"

"My gaze."

“你的脸上有一个东西诶。”

“啥?”

“有我的目光。”

自恋

英文版“土味情话”,哈哈哈哈……

"I've got a crush on a guy."

"Then he must be handsome."

"Oh, you are such a narcissist."

“我喜欢上一个小哥哥了。”

“那他一定很帅。”

“你太自恋了。”

长蛀牙

英文版“土味情话”,哈哈哈哈……

I'm afraid that I'm gonna have a tooth decay.

Because you are just so sweet.

我好害怕自己要长蛀牙了哦。

因为你真的太甜了。

教你爱我

"Can you love me?"

"No, I can't."

"Then I can teach you how to."

“请问你会喜欢我吗?”

“不会。”

“你不会我可以教你啊。”

分量变重

英文版“土味情话”,哈哈哈哈……

Are you getting fat lately?

Why are you weighing more and more in my heart?

你最近是不是又胖了?

为什么你在我心里的分量越来越重了呢?

女票

英文版“土味情话”,哈哈哈哈……

This is the ticket for a movie.

This is the ticket for a train.

But you have the ticket to my heart.

这是电影票。

这是火车票。

而你是我的女票。

幸福

英文版“土味情话”,哈哈哈哈……

"Do you know my original name?"

"I don't know."

"My original name was Wang, but it changed to Fu the moment I met you."

(Note: Fu has the same pronunciation as the word "happiness" in Chinese.)

“你知道我本来姓什么吗?”

“不知道。”

“我本来姓王,但是遇见了你,我就幸(姓)福了。”